I'm In Love With HipChick's Namesake.

Dear Coach Ali Metallic Hobo Bag:

You don't know me, but I am your future lover. You see, this morning I opened my email and there you were. Brand new, flaunting your delicously supple leather...I was smitten the second our eyes met. The slightly industrial nature of the chains dangling delicately from your smooth curves gave me that funny feeling inside. I yearn for you.

Despite the fact that I know how good of a team you and I would make together, I think we both know that I will never have you. At close to $650 it pains me to think that you will never be mine. Perhaps if I decided to forego food for the next few months, there might be a possibility of our union happening someday. I am on a diet afterall... Just know that I love you and will be longing for that moment when we can finally share our life together. Until, of course, the next sexy, high-priced whore of a bag comes along that tickles my fancy.

Until then,

Kimber